WEDDING SPY: Speidi Says “I Do”

Little did I know that when I was in Southern California for a wedding on April 25, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of “The Hills” were tying the knot just an hour away.   Oh, to be so close to such a major event and not even know it!!!  Heidi wore Monique Lhuillier and Spencer shaved his creepy flesh-colored beard (wink wink to all you “Soup” fans). Audrina, Lo, and Kristin Cavallari were in attendance.  Did LC get snubbed???  Nope, she snubbed them and I think we all know why…” –Christina, Wedding Spy

PARTY GIRL: Mariah Madness

In recent wedding news (or more accurately, gossip), Mariah Carey will walk down the aisle yet again.  It seems her understated wedding in the Bahamas to Nick Cannon didn’t make the grade. Apparently, her do-over wedding (still to Nick Cannon) will cost $4 MILLION dollars and have 2,000 guests.  Can you imagine the receiving line???  My advice to the guests: wear comfortable shoes and bring a bottle of water!  —Christina, Party Girl